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Comment on Jokes 4 Miles by Amie Broeniman

Amie Broeniman — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:31:10 +0000

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

Comment on Jokes 4 Miles by samantha

samantha — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 23:50:54 +0000

Two people walk down the street. One says I need to get a drink and the other one says I need gas. They go there own ways and meet back up. Five minuets later they pass a gas station and they both say “duh we coulda went their”.

Comment on McDonalds Thanksgiving Day Parade by Annamarie Haro

Annamarie Haro — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 03:54:59 +0000

Ever since I met you working the Census, I knew I had met one of the most remarkable persons in my life. Although we hardly talk I’ve been able to keep in touch with you in spirit though your amazing venture in philanthropy…you are an inspiration. Congrats on meeting the big 50!!! Wishing you continued success!!

Comment on McDonalds Thanksgiving Day Parade by Santa Jeff

Santa Jeff — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 00:55:01 +0000

Thank you for reminding me why I do this.It was a very long year filled with 7 and 8 year olds asking for a I pad and a I phone. I foegot about the smiles and the hugs at the start of the season.It’s a wonderfull day Santa is looking forward to next year. Keep your eyes on a goal and keep the season in your heart. Santa

Comment on IT Help For Private Residential Assistance by Beth Ginzberg

Beth Ginzberg — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 23:20:03 +0000

It is so nice of you to bring the Internet to people with disabilities. God bless you in your work.

Comment on Canaryville Website by John

John — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 11:44:00 +0000

Bear, can’t thank you enough for your help with the CIA (wow, sounds very covert). Anyways, congrats in advance on reaching 50 in years and 50 “volunteers”, since I know you’ll make it.

Comment on WTTW Pledge Drive by cliff

cliff — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 01:29:59 +0000

Great job sir!

Comment on Spring Greening by Georgianne

Georgianne — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 12:16:59 +0000

Bear: get some cheap marigolds & plant around your tomato plants to keep bugs away (and they are cute). Also, do you know about pinching back some plants (like basil) before they bolt?

Comment on La Pasadita by Betty Flores

Betty Flores — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 07:44:51 +0000

My parents were the first to open this taco stand back in the 70′s it used to be I belive a White Castle. They gave the present owners the recipe for the meat and the chile rellenos. And to top it all of my friend’s late father was the one who owned it. And is now run by his sons, the Palapita is actually owned by my friend. lol